The jackass in the living room...

(OK, yeh I was gonna pack it in earlier, but comments on other blogs were just too good... ) Why is no one talking about the jackass in the living room? I commented to family earlier tonight that I was surprised 140 "undecideds" (as Charlie Goodperson referred to the crowd) could be found, even in St. Louis area. I mean, after all, anyone who is "undecided" about who to vote for by now either hasn't been paying attention or is dumber than a doorknob. Actually, you can probably change the conjuction: hasn't been paying attention AND is dumber than a doorknob. Seriously. If ylou have been paying attention at all this year OR have at least as many brain cells as a head of cabbage, you've decided by now to either vote for Grimma Wormtongue (sKerry) or for Samwise Gamgee (Bush). If you are still undecided, just crawl back into your coffin. It'll just save everyone time and trouble.