Zut Alors!

Apparently, Jean Fraud sKerry thinks the color-coded alerts from Homeland security are laughable. (Well, finally an "issue"—though not much of one—sKerry nearly agrees with me about... ) According to WSJ's James Taranto, Jonathan Wilson (one of his readers) suggests sKerry would replace the now familiar Homeland Security color-coded alerts with: Level 1: Ennui Level 2: Comme ci, comme ça Level 3: Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose Level 4: Regardez! Level 5: Zut alors! Hmmm... Maybe I'd better re-think my position on Tom Ridge's color coding...