Moby Dork

The Daily Telegraph (a Britrag) chimes in with this rhino in the livingroom comment about Nov 2: Not since Moby Dick has a great white whale been so bloodily harpooned. It took a shocked Michael Moore, director of Fahrenheit 9/11, until yesterday to comment on the US election result. When he did, he made a lame joke, offering "reasons not to slit your own throat". But if John Kerry's strategists feel like slitting anyone's throat right now, it is Mr Moore's. All i have to say to any LLMB and MMPA who happen upon a beached Moby Dork is, you catch 'em, you clean 'em. (But a fair warning: the blubber's bound to be toxic. And a real mess to dispose of. I can hear the cries of "NIMBY" already... )