Fun with words

Some people just don't know when to quit... (uhm, that'd be me, I guess :-) Ya heard about the kid who didn't want to do his upcoming geography report on Australia? When his mom plopped a book on Australia down in front of him and threatened she'd read the thing to him if he didn't get started on his report, he said, "Aw, Mom, what'd you bring that book I don't want to be read to out of about Down Under up for?" This drive-by posting has been brought to you with the aid of the helpful folks at Fun With Words.