OK, time to declare James Lileks a National Treasure

I mean, with snark like this, who needs Dave Barry? From today's Screedblog: I get lots of emails like this at work. They make me tired. From the crusading Rex Curry, Attorney at Law: Teachers, students, school boards and schools all over the USA received this open letter. Please help spread the word. Flag Day (6-14) is a good day to remove the flag from schools. Goes without saying. And let’s burn some forests on Arbor Day, too. And what better day to commit suicide than your birthday. Get thee hence. Read and enjoy!