Jen-yoo-wine satire... or is it?

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2004/11/blue_state_blue.html Blue states "invaded" by red state Dollywood values. An excerpt: " ...In one recent three-week period, fourteen high school students in Portland, Oregon were suspended for distributing pork rinds; a Burlington, Vermont high school was briefly closed for decontamination after janitors found a bible hidden in a restroom; and forty-six undergraduate coeds at Swarthmore were expelled for staging clandestine Mary Kay cosmetics parties." Dangerous trend, indeed... [heh]