Dissing the Mockumentarian Moore-on

Michael Moore who? In a move that by now is a big yawn, the Directors Guild averted their eyes from Michael Moore yesterday when handing out pre-Oscar awards. Clint Eastwood garnered a Best Director for "Million Dollar Baby" but Moore was, well, let's let the irony of *Reuters* reporting the event sweeten the pot: In the DGA's other major film award for the evening, the prize for best documentary went to Byambasuren Davaa and Luigi Falorni for their tale of nomadic life in Gobi desert, "The Story of the Weeping Camel." Among the documentaries it beat for the award was Michael Moore's controversial anti-Iraq (news - web sites) war film "Fahrenheit 9/11," which has fared poorly this awards season. It received no Oscar nominations. What was that? Moore-on's Fake-umentary was spurned in favor of "The Story of the Weeping Camel"? How sweet. Sweeter still that *Reuters*—al-Jazeera west—swallowed the bitter pill of reporting this slap in the face to its partner-in-lies.