"Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you... "

Yeh, you wish... well, at least I do   If only.  Scrappleface has penned a piece of comic "news" that actually posits one of the most significant steps that could be taken to fix public education.  That it would have a salutory effect on public education is, of course, the primary reason politicians will NOT do it... Sample:   "The 'No Bureaucrat Left Behind' reforms will completely shut down the federal Department of Education, however, all former employees are expected to find jobs with education lobbyist firms which will soon have to sell their ideas to thousands of school boards nationwide, instead of just a handful of Congressmen." Read the whole thing.