Descent Into Kerryland

Given Jean Fraud sKerry’s penchant for loose talk (and insistence on NOT being accountable for what he says and does—where are your records, John boy?) I thought it’d be appropriate that I pick up a few "talking points" from The Progressive People's Truth Generator, the site devoted to framing everything in "progressive" language. Jean Fraud sKerry, you are a baby-killing troglodyte and an ethnocentric racist pig because you are not enraged by phrases like "International Monetary Fund!" You are a hateful hillbilly because you think O.J. was guilty! You are an arrogant sexist because you don’t openly pine for the reconstruction of the Berlin Wall! You are a chain dog of the bourgeoisie because you do not militate for government elimination of McDonalds fast food and daily required consumption of granola and tofu!  You are a baby-killing child murderer and a chauvinistic red-meat eater because you voted to invade Iraq! You are a polluting elitist because you think that you're entitled to own private property! You are a homophobic opportunist because you think the Rolling Stones are better than the Beatles! You are a selfish chain dog of the bourgeoisie because you're just stupid, stupid, stupid! heh There. I feel better, now. Don’t you? Playing by Jean Fraud's own rules (it's just words, so who cares what I say?) allows one to say anything at all with no accountability. Of course, if Jean Fraud ever developed a sense of decency, characterized by accountability and a responsible agreement between his words and deeds, I’d have to retract some of the above. But as it is, “liberalist-speak” applied to Jean Fraud seems… fitting. Where are your records, John Kerry? h.t. to Idunno who for the tip to the "progressive-speak" site. Hey! If you read this and think you're the one who pointed me to the thing, give me a whack upside the head, eh? From Cao's Blog, this lil notice: We've formed a blogburst group and here are the bloggers who are contributing so far. If you want to join the blogroll for Free Kerry's 180, click here to email me, include the url for your blog. The blogburst is every Tuesday, so don't forget to blog about it. All you have to do is encourage Kerry to set his 180 FREE, I'll send you the code for the blogroll. The more people we have, the merrier!