He's no Harrison Bergeron

Go ahead. If you’re not familiar with the story, just CLICK HERE and read it.  Then come back for my observation re: the Saturday, October 8, 2005 Day by Day cartoon. OK, back now? :-) The dialog in the Chris Muir DbD cartoon for today reads, Zed: I’m successful, I shoot, open doors for women, yet society looks down on me because I’m a white hetero male. Zed: I need… I need… Sam: Dramatic lighting? Zed: No. Too metrosexual. So, what’s wrong with this picture? :-) Sam’s line ought to read: Just tell “society” to take a long walk off a short pier.