Belated Xmas Gifts from Hugh

Hugh, a frequent commenter and aquaintance of long standing on an e-list, sent me the following belated Christmas gifts, and I thought it only fitting I share them with y'all. here's your copy of the 2006 Hooters Calendar and an entry for your enchiridion of political savvy (alternatively titled, "Being a Dumbass for Dummmies 101"). Your eternal adulation for regifting these to you is the only thanks I deserve. Patting myself on the back at Committees of Corrspondence. ('S'all right: I'm still moderately flexible that way... for an old geezer who's particularly fond of repetitive redundancy and other abominations.)