I Hope This is a Passing Stage of Life...`

Sturm und Drang is Out: "Whadda you say, sonny?" is in... I've reached the place in life where I can't find my glasses unless I'm wearing them (doh—can't see 'em without 'em). But that's not the hard part. Not only can't I find my glasses unless I'm wearing them, I can't remember where I've set my cuppa coffee unless I've drunk it... (Each cup adds 3 IQ points in the morning.)