"Condi's First Day"

Life According to Frank J Frank J, proprietor of IMAO, has another one of his, ummm, pieces of fiction up on life in the Bush administration. A sample: The phone rang at her desk. "What?" Condi demanded. "It's your auto mechanic, Dr. Rice. It's going to take longer to get out those dents than I thought. What exactly did you hit?" "A California Senator. What of it?" "Well, there's dents in the front and back..." "And there is a little thing called the reverse gear. Now get it done!" [heh] More at the link. Go thou and read.