Random "Pet " Peeve

When a little creature some mistake for a dog nips at your heels, step on it. Hard. No. Harder. ::squish-pop!:: That's about right... All these evil little vermin people keep as pets, vermin the folks call dogs but are really just lil rats in disguise... don't you just want to call them by a more appropriate name? Like "Dog Food"? I will admit, though, that they do make decent kick toys. And four or five of 'em might make a decent meal for a real dog. Or a base for an Asian stew. (Ya know Chihuahuas got their start as stewpot critters, don't you?)