Email from masochists

I've gotten some email from some folks who hate their eyes... ...asking for a more complete pic of my ugly mug. Well, I've decided to honor their request and take pity on their eyes at the same time. Here I am somewhere back in the middle of the previous century, being a good boy (for once), even if my mom took away my cowboy hat and messed with my hair (!?!) for the pic...     ...took away my cowboy hat. Combed my hair. (Meanie)  Kinda makes you wanna cry, don't it? It's no wonder I turned out so warped. Man, I was a sweet kid to smile so nicely for the mean lady...   :-)