I blame it on global warming

Frost this a.m. (and yesterday and the day before... ); 50 degrees, now that it's "warmed up"; gray, drizzly day   That's a description of April 29, 2005 in America's Third World County™ located in the boonies of the Ozarks.   And with windchiil, it really does seem like hell will freeze over, soon.   It's that damned global warming*...   I'm almost ready to bet on snow.   (*Yeh, I know that implies specious resoning on my part, but if the econazi global warming religionist fakirs can cook their data and lie about what their cooked data says, I can pick and choose mine. So there.)