Dirty Lil Meme Part Deux--UPDATE

Kris' Revenge   OK, so Kris has taken up the gauntlet... and slapped me with more vivid imagery than I... really wanted. Really. (Dan, it's all your fault, you know... at least I like to tell myself that.)   "eeewwww" indeed. (But I deserved that; after all Kris' mom reads her blog. heh)   Two of the folks Kris tagged have responded.  Each dealt the assignment some very poetic blows. See Kris' post for the links. (Are they vying for Poet  Laureate of the Punchbowl or something?)