Secure Our Borders?

In the never-ending search for the best way to protect our borders, the U.S. government has explored many options for sealing our borders.   Some  of the earliest leaders in the race emerged from the idea of adapting proven technologies from the food service industry. Containment   field wrap    Those proved impractical for various resasons, but our intrepid leadership was not deterred. Rapid advances in new technologies showed some promise. force field   "May I serve you?"    Finally, congresscritters and their ilk decided the best method would be to simply require citizens to meet the ravening hordes, bowing and scraping in efforts to serve their every whim... while remaining bowed to serve the perverse desires of congresscritters from behind...   Welcome, IMAO readers. Come on in.  Make yourselves at home. Kick off your shoes; put your beer on the coffee table; raid the fridge.  I'm here to serve you.   heh