Subversive Children's Stories

OK, did this ever bother anyone else? I kept my mouth firmly shut when our children were small. But I knew this stuff was warping their lil brains. I mean, all that torture learning how to "take care of business" (disingenuously called "potty training") and one of the most popular children's book characters, complete with cartoons, products, etc., is named after the dreaded Number Two? C'mon, now: how many of y'all were NOT bothered by the very idea of your children going on and on about Winnie the Pooh? Why, there was even a Winnie the Pooh shampoo! Not even real poo: sham poo! *sheesh!* Talk about sabotaging parents' training of their children...