Who knew ya could milk penguins?!?

Ya coulda bowled me over with a drunk armadillo... There I was, just getting a lil grocery shopping done when I saw on a closeout table, Penguin Cheese Crackers. ?!?!? Penguin cheese?!?!? No kidding. Someone had taken penguin cheese and made crackers outa it. Or so it seemed... False adverstising, fer sure! It was just these lil orange turds shaped sorta, kinda halfway (if one squints reeeeaaal hard and closes both eyes) like penguins. :-) I'd want a refund, except the box was only $1.50 and the cats seem to think the things are OK. *grumble, grumble, gripe, complain*