Oh! The horror! The horror!

“That was the hardest day of my life,” wrote 10-year-old Pinky from Deltona, Fla. “I felt like I was missing my arm. I never want to do that again. Please do not ask me to do that again.”_*_ What was this horrible experience, this horrific event that quite possibly scarred poor, dear Pinky for life? Pinky—along with 32 other “teens and tweens”—was a part of an experiment that deprived children of their cell phones for a period of 24 hours._1_ Puh-lease! Unhook these drogue-heads before it’s too late! Surgically remove their phones, if necessary… h.t. Jerry Pournelle