I really don't want to start a "quote of the day" gig

[bump] Who needs the pressure whenthere's so much good stuff to choose from? But really, now, when presented something like this comment to a post on Jackson's Junction about Dan Blather's signoff as C–B.S. "News" anchor, I'm tempted to label it "quote of the day"— "O'l Dan Looked tighter than a long-necked wombat wearing a hat full of cranberries."–'Ken' It's great art like that that convinced me to stop attempting poetry. That sentence just begs to be set to music... Where, oh where, is a Marty Robbins when you need one? Ahh! Found Marty Robbins' backup guys... [Not!] Apparently they're underwater or something, but maybe it'll give Dan Blather's Last Stand™ a lil background music... (see below)