Small town gossips

It's not exactly "A Tale of Two Cities" More like, Daze of Our Lives" *sigh* Ya know, I sometimes have to "make the rounds" here in town to find out just what I'm "up to" now, It's soooo good to know that the town gossips have a much better idea of what I do than I do. Just one of the "advantages" of living in America's Third World County™. (No, I'm not going to tell you what the lastest rumor[s] about me is[are]. Put your ear to the ground and it'll jump right in if you're anywhere near America's Third World County™.) Of course, it'd be an exercise in redundant futility to track down the source(s) of such rumors. They are abviously too senseless to be beaten any more senseless, so there'd be no joy gained. *heh*