Moi?

So, I'm griping about socks...   "I know I put a pair of these in the wash! Now I have one white sock of one kind and one of another,  They're different shapes, sizes and thicknesses.  Arrggghhh! I'll be walking around unbalanced!"   And Wonder Woman gives me The Look™ that says, "So? This is news?" (aieee! My eyes! My eyes!)   What?!? Moi "unbalanced"?  Surely you jest!   heh