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'K Harvey, et al. Since I'm all full of sweetness and light, wouldn't hurt a fly, butter wouldn't melt in my mouth, yadayadayada, here's my modest proposal for a simple reminder to the Newsweak folks to do a little fact-checking (and to have a biopsy done on that ugly lump on their collective back: looks like malignant bias to anyone with two functioning brain cells) before running another lie: Every single solitary person who works for Newsweak in any capacity connected to any word that ever gets printed MUST be given a Swirly Tutorial by each and every member of the military stationed at Gitmo. That's
Combine each Speech-impaired Piscine's* physical lesson with, "See? Your head's smaller than the typical Koran, and it's still not flushing down the toilet. Got it?" Eventually, some of them will learn. Maybe. Followup tutorial: If Newsweak dweebs repeat error of lying about the military in spite of Swirly Tutorial, next tutorial: "How to hold a target at Marine rifleman training." *"Speech-impaired Piscine"—Dumb Bass, of course. |