This just in...
'K Harvey, et al. Since I'm all full of sweetness and light, wouldn't hurt a fly, butter wouldn't melt in my mouth, yadayadayada, here's my modest proposal for a simple reminder to the Newsweak folks to do a little fact-checking (and to have a biopsy done on that ugly lump on their collective back: looks like malignant bias to anyone with two functioning brain cells) before running another lie:
Every single solitary person who works for Newsweak in any capacity connected to any word that ever gets printed MUST be given a Swirly Tutorial by each and every member of the military stationed at Gitmo.
Combine each Speech-impaired Piscine's* physical lesson with, "See? Your head's smaller than the typical Koran, and it's still not flushing down the toilet. Got it?" Eventually, some of them will learn. Maybe.
If Newsweak dweebs repeat error of lying about the military in spite of Swirly Tutorial, next tutorial:
"How to hold a target at Marine rifleman training."
*"Speech-impaired Piscine"—Dumb Bass, of course.