Mass Media Podpeople's Army "Patriotism"

Well, even though The Alliance still seems to be stuck on the "Mainstream Media" meme... (Mass media Podpeople are so far OUT of the mainstream as to be lost in a backwaterstagnant pond), the latest Precision Guided Humor Assignment roundup is up over at The Alliance of Free Blogs headquarters. The assignment? A piece on so-called "MSM" Patriotism. My answer's here, but you really ought to check out some of the other pieces as well.