El queso es viejo y completo del molde. ¿Donde esta el baño?

If you have to ask... Apologies to Spanish-speakers who may stumble onto this post. I haven't been around spoken Spanish on a daily basis for years, and I never had much call to read Spanish, so the post title may be a bit odd. OK, it's a bit odd even in English. Check DL's post at TMH's Bacon Bits that indirectly inspired this random neuron sputter... heh (Sorry DL. But it just struck me as tragicomic, and that almost always brings out the right-angle random thought. :-)