Duh! (Products of government schools)

I can't make up stuff like this. "Police: Dealers Report Stolen Marijuana To Authorities" CALLAWAY, Fla. -- Help, police, someone stole my pot! A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it. More at the linked story. I bet Dougie and Misty Ann were model "students" in their local Government Institutions of Child Incarceration (AKA Public Schools)...