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OK, so I lie about other things, too Just see if I'm lying about this, too. Go. I'll wait. [imagine elevator muzak here] [imagine elevator muzak here] [imagine elevator muzak here] [imagine elevator muzak here] [imagine elevator muzak here] [yeh, more elevator muzak here] Back, now? OK, now you know I was. Lying to you, that is. Sorry. Nah. I'm not.