Carnival of Comedy 5

'Tis a poor thing, but my own...   Yeh, I tossed my poor lil entry into the pool of participants in this week's Carnival of Comedy.  Someone, please throw it a rope, please?  Meanwhile, check all the other entries out.  Some funny stuff there. (And then there's my post.  Oh. Well. :-)   Carnival of Comedy, Carnival of Comedy, Carnival of Comedy.   Go ahead, say it three times really fast. Easy, huh?  Now try this one:   Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.   Harder, isn't it, smartypants?   OK, this one:   Three free throws. Three free throws. Three free throws.   I thought so.  I'd better give you the easy one again:   Carnival of Comedy, Carnival of Comedy, Carnival of Comedy.